So I met this prostitute who said she'd do anything for $20.
Guess who got their homework done?!
(Source: mysweetest-summer, via wowfunniestposts)
April fools joke gone wrong
Me: Mum, I'm pregnant
Mum: AHAHAHAHAH! who got you pregnant...your posters?
Me: ...
So you know how the Avengers was really good?
I guess you could say
It was Marvelous
(Source: theblueboxtraveler, via wowfunniestposts)
